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[jimmie]

Dont Feed the BULLS or BEARS... or else they will catch u anywhere...

[jimmie]

PROFITS are a result of HARDWORK...!

[jimmie]

Always ask WHY before entering a trade....

[RKM]

A FuNDay after many SuNdays - good ones, Jimmie! And belated Xmas greetings to you and your family, hope you have a great year ahead!

Makhijani

[jimmie]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[vinst]

Hi Jimmie and all thread members,
Wishing you a Happy and Wild year 2010 !!

vin

[jimmie]

Woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.. If you don't, you are not a man.. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.. If you don't, you are good for nothing... If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp... If you don't, you are not understanding... If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring... If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing... If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy... If you don't, you are a dull boy..

If you are jealous, she says it's bad.. If you don't, she thinks you do not love her... If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her... If you don't, she thinks you do not like her... If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait... If she is late, she says that's a girl's way... If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" ...If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" ....If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold... If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage...

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack of ethics... If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting... If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.... If you talk, she wants you to listen... If you listen, she wants you to talk...
In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful...

[jimmie]

Columbus was not married, and do you know how we can confirm it.........?
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions: ·

Where are you going?


· With whom?


· Why?


· How are you going?


· To discover what?


· Why only you?


· What do I do when you are not here?


· Can I come with you?


· When will you be back?


·Will you be home for dinner?


·What will you bring for me?


· You deliberately made this plan without me, didn’t you?


· You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...


· Answer me – why?


· I want to go to my mother’s house.


· I want you to drop me there.


· I don’t want to come back – ever!


· What do you mean, OK?


· Why aren’t you stopping me?


· I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about.


· You always do things like this.


· Last time also you did the same thing!


· Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.


· I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered!

[ProTrader]

but I can confirm, u r married!

Congrats! Wheres the party mate!

[neemtree]

NOpe. I disagree with PT.

Jimmie is not married. The reason he found the open price technique.

Had he married, again all the questions would have been raised by his partner:

1. what is that

2. why did u do that without me

any so on ......

Thanks,
Srinivas

[neemtree]

again, lets not go too deapth in that.

Let us enjoy the Sunday Fun.

Thanks jimmie.

[jimmie]

Environment Friendly Bike.

[jimmie]

INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

[vinst]

Ha ha ha .....

[vpk]

hai frnds,
I am going to tell you a story.which has published in TN news paper.
you are all the judges to that story.one person got married a girl.her age was 24-25.she has born in a village side.she has been like a fresh milk when they got married and she had 200% selfrespect on her(this self respect spoiled her life ,tell you how).unfortunately her husband was a sadist(this is psycological term-this is not scolding or criticizing).normally every ppl have different diff psycological prob,yes her hus is a sadist.at first they went a movie after marriage.in that movie (one of the heroin went to pub and danced with boyfrnd and then she will ready to marry another guy).here her hus pointing his wife and tried to told that you were been like this heroin.she couldnt bear.after that the whole movie was blank to her.a biggest stone hitted her heart.here herself respect started to play.coz she evn not went pub side.she was 100% pure and good.then next week they watched a movie together at home ,in that movie the heroins dialogue "a girl should think only one person in her life",here this fellow pointing her to that his wife had somany affairs and married him.here another bigstone hit her.she wouldnt mind even he slapped her.
next week they went out to bazaar ,there this fellow pointing other person(he is not our race) and told see HIS'S it will be good.a third big stone hitted her.these
3 stones were enough to get depression.under the depression the thoughts undergo in her mind was "he has told me like this,how pure i am" ,(noone were sd her b4 in her life-self respect)
this dialogue repeated ,repeated,repeated,and she has changed to full depression and stayed out of the world and withdraw and got some more addtl depression.
that time she didnt have confidence ,nothing.she was under depression until she takes psychatric pills.whenever she get chances ,she went to her native and she wished to stay there with mom,but other grls were happily running their life with their lovable hus.
her hus asked her while she was in depression "why are you trating me as your enemy".she was also unaware why she treat him as enemy (today the professionals explained all these.-now she is studying psycology).
she would've been waiting to get a chance to go to her mom.coz she was not comfortable with her hus coz he would have been tortured her through his one good frnd.later she found his good frnd how much good he was(nagging).
ppl,if we speak something we dont mind what we have spoken or hurt others.but the others will always remembering that words,it will spoil their life.even a small petty matters(words) may spoil your words.
once she gained confidence later years she was quarrelling for unworthful,silly ,even for 2rs she quarrled with him.but he was thought the reason for fight was that current problem.but in her mind her thoughts and full of mind was "he has told me like that how pure i am-(here we cant explain how painful it would be if we criticize a good girl)".
anyway he has stopped that kind of sadism within 6months to 1 yr.but she couldnt able to fotget his words.later he did other types of sadism she didnt mind it and she forgotten those coz she thought that it was silly sadism.
as a psycologist:if we play with anybody's self respect it may even spoil our life.
she was also started to do sadism(well planned).she made him to feel low.she praised his frnd she made a thought like "my wife is more interesting with my frnd not loving me"(she felt his frnd was his enemy coz
if we say any fault about our wife or hus a true frnd will always scold his frnd only . a frnd swill say what mistake u did first analyse it,u r saying/finding fault on her,tell me what did u do/said?.)
but personally that frnd had good openion on her and loved her liked her.one day this fellow went overtime (night shift),he asked his frnd to stay with my wife until i come ,she will get fear and she brought him to her house
once went to house she started to cry and told her story(that time she was in peak depression) but that fellow was not listening her story he kept a pillow and kept it in his lap to hiding something.if she would have told with her hus the next day that frnd would may changed the plate to her side.
in that time he would sd anything about her ,her hus completely believed him.if she sd abt his frnd he may sd that you are mad go and admit in hosp,how good frnd i have or u may did anything like that.
so she was silent and thought this is the punishment to her hus coz this fellow believed him as a good frnd,she was aslos thought as waht a good frndship before.
come to our story,at one stage she was very agressive on that matter(3 stones) and she made quarrel for each n everything and went to mom's house.I am very surprising a grl can spoil her life to unworthful words?(the psycologist sd selfrespect is the reason).
as a psycologist and frm newspaper a survey " normally inbetween the hus and wife quarrels,the cause of that quarrel would not be related to current problem,the reason would be what has hurted them before or what they suspect the partner by their partner will play 90%.the remaining 10% only that current problem or situation.
and hus and wife will see the problem or wife/hus in their perception.
In this story the grl has taken revenge ,but the hus seen her like "she is interested in other males,and his subconcious fear may execute".but in her point of view why he had thrown me she wanted a strong reason.
normally a coulple will split for some strong reason,so she wanted a strong REASON?.READ abt sadism.that sadism is inherited frm his
father(this is not criticise ,as a professional..).
his father's story is little same as his frnd ,she didnt reveal in public .she couldnt stayed with inlaws house.she would have been told that she felt very bore and she wanted to go to her moms place.if she would have been sd her hus abt his father immediately he would admitted her to mad hospital.coz he used the "mad" as a tool to control her.
she knows that she was normal exept this 2 matters.now the psycologists are laughing at her what a fool you are.they are completely tortured you but u didnt unaware of it and u have eaten pills.they asked "are u educated?".unfortunately she was educated master degree.
and this fellow asked his father to torture her whenever she was with in-laws one example "if a paperboy comes he says"see she is looking a paperboy","if a watercan man comes"see she is looking the watercan man",etc.he sd infront of her only to torture her.that time she didnt aware of that he was doing sadism,torture.she was feeling the pain and sd with her hus and fight with him "i am very much of boring here ,and wanted to go"
so she was went to her mom escaped frm 2 torture (1.paperboy,2.related to his frnd did(in law).and her in-law often threatened with her siblings like "i can split your sister and get my son a new grl to marry".
this fools(her siblings) believed that and didnt sd with her sister until she split with her hus,coz she wouuld immdly asked and made quarrel.so they hided.anyway her fatherin law won atlast successfully splitted.once splitted the couple(2007),she sent her father to their shop 11 times.he would have been hided that to his son.and she went and stayed for a week with baby for 1 week(inlaws house),coz that fellow told that if she stayed with my dad only there were chances to live.
so she went and stayed with her son ,that one week (2007)was crucial in her life ,coz his father known her situation very well.and he hided that with his son and for 1 week he didnt attended his son's phone call.there she was attained uncontrollable torture and she went with mom's house again.she couldnt reaveal in publc newspaper.

Even one more problem happened in that gap.the father and son both didnt knew that.in that week the last day (inlaws house) this grl gave her 9months old baby with mominlaw and went to had lunch.that was seperate room.this grl eating at dining hall for 5mts but she didnt eat futher more, immediately she ran and saw that room,she was shocked,that baby was crawling and her mom- in-law pull the baby's leg to her side and pushed the baby's face into the pillow.if she pushed the baby's face into that pillow 1more mt,that baby means her grand son died.this is called INSTICT.
IF this mom didnt gone to correct time god wuld known the result.(the reason might be she cant move ,lazy lady,but the baby was crawling to the corner of the bed.but any grandma can do like this-as a psycologist-no affection)the final comedy is,when her fatherinlaw came house after work ,this grl immediately wanted to go to her mom .her mom-inlaw and she only knows the reason to go,but her mom -in -law sd with her hus, our daughter in law feels very bore ,so she wanted to go to her mom.god only known all these stories-the grl sd.
if this fellow spoken her directly or her law person half of prob would have been solved.ppl tell moral of this story.can she live with in laws?.she has also played some project plans for her hus ,now he would have been in doubt as "real" or "drama".coz her hus known to encounter her,she was his wife she known his attitude and his father's.i think she was very brilliant abt both.thats why she could have given a thought to her hus,like "she likes my frnd".