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[vpk]

there is a family in this world, the family spoiled the life only by kept spyware in mettu(mason helper's main business was different).and a new spy who is prostt->the whole family living luxurious life by her only. before keep spyware check the quality of the spyware then only we can get a good result.even if v can get good result ,by the spy we can get -ve result only.

normally good ppl may get angry who are u to check my quality.they cant digest.anyway
whatever happened was good.whatever is happennig is good.whatever is going to happened is good.
there is in ammapettai ,a man spoiled his life by kept his father and the father's brother as a mediator(tried to overuse the chance).that father thought that our son's life is also spoiling,he wanted to get new grl to his son.this was a 4-5 yrs plan,waiting patiently for the right time.2007 was the correct time to play.

[jimmie]

VPK are u OK ?? take care man...

[shekharinvest]

A sad love story as told by a small kid...........

Uske kadam jahan-jahan pade, humne woh jagah chum lee or woh bewfa .........meri mummy ko jakar boli............
AAPKA BETA MITTI KHATA HAIN



Santa was filling a slambook

He didn't know the meaning of zodiac sign
He turned to the previous page & saw that
somebody had written...CANCER
so he wrote..."PATHRI and SUGAR!!

SHEKHAR

[shekharinvest]

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone calls shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.



Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .

[shekharinvest]

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. “I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it’s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others” he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. “See, Here is your first roommate. He has an IQ of 180!”"That’s wonderful!” says Albert. “We can discuss mathematics!”

“And here is your second roommate. His IQ is 150!”

“That’s wonderful!” says Albert. “We can discuss physics!”

“And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!”

“That’s wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!”

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert’s hand and shake it. “I’m your last roommate and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 80.

Albert smiles back at him and says, “So, where do you think stock markets are headed?”

[Arul Zen]

[shekharinvest]

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill

[chrome]

How to spot a true Trader?


A Trader in the stock market recently changed his daughter's name from SHRUTI to SHRAXIS.

Because UTI bank is now AXIS bank!

[tripathi_manu]

[shekharinvest]

[shekharinvest]

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

[chrome]

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nahi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jub Brakes Nai Lagi.

[jimmie]

HURRY HOME ( Hari Om ) @ 5.30 P.M

[jimmie]

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?


Papapreach: shaadi..!!!!!!


Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....


Papapreach: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!


Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?


Papapreach: dulhan


Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?


Papapreach- bahu laaunga


Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?


Papapreach: pota


Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?


Papapreach: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!

[mariner]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL


The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.

My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.

A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!

It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.

A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!

I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife. "All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be."

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Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.