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jimmie · Expert Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 357

GOD save TRADER's

rainbow · White Belt Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 202

Jimmie: thats a laugh riot!!! ROFL

raksin · White Belt Joined: 05 Jan 2010 Posts: 13

jimmie good one clap2

ravionlinek · White Belt Joined: 11 Jun 2010 Posts: 97

mast hey...... Laughing

sharemuthu · White Belt Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 154

nice jimmy Laughing

shekharinvest · Yellow Belt Joined: 21 Dec 2007 Posts: 549

Jimmie,

HILARIOUS !

shekharinvest · Yellow Belt Joined: 21 Dec 2007 Posts: 549

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

shekharinvest · Yellow Belt Joined: 21 Dec 2007 Posts: 549

I remember ppl doing BC in the SB, hope they still continue to do that

Here is a small writeup on BC (of different kind)

My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady -- always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. When she and her husband began planning a week's camping vacation, she wrote to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully-equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write the world "toilet" in her letter.

After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old-fashion term, "bathroom commode". Once written down, through, she still wasn't comfortable. Finally, she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have it's own B.C.?

The campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all. When he got the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman meant by that "B.C." business. He showed it to several of the campers, but they couldn't figure it out either.

Then suddenly it dawned on them. The lady was obviously referring to the Baptist Church! "Does the campground have it's own Baptist Church?"

So he sent the lady the following reply:
Dear Madam, The BC is located nine miles from the campground in the heart of a beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in a habit of going regularly.

No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 3mo people at one time and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday of each week. Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it, especially on Thursday when there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are very good and the slightest sound can be heard by everyone. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband at the BC.

Also, we are in the process of having a fund-raiser to purchase plush seats for the BC. We feel this is a long-felt need as the old seats have holes in them. The fund-raiser will be held in the basement of the BC.

My wife is rather delicate, therefore she has not been able to attend regularly. It has been six months since she last went. It pains her very much not being able to go more often. As we grow older it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold weather.

I will close now with the desire to accommodate you in every way possible. Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks who will be there. Remember, this is a friendly campground.

Best regards,
The Management

jimmie · Expert Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 357

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?' Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' and Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'

jimmie · Expert Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 357

Shekharinvest BC

sharemuthu · White Belt Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 154

hahahaha

amitkbaid1008 · Yellow Belt Joined: 04 Mar 2009 Posts: 540

Both are MAST

Jimmie and Shekhar

Punter · White Belt Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 53

You know you are from Delhi when.....

• Even in the most posh colonies, you hear, "Aaloo lelo !!!, Bhindi le lo !!!! Pyaaz le lo !!!!, Tamatar le lo......"

• And you hear women asking the vegetable vendor "Bhaiyaa dhaniya hari mirchi nahi diya!" [Even with Half a kilo Carrot - Dhania & Hari Mirch is expected free ]

• You use the word "setting" or "jugaad" at-least once a day.

• You have not visited either of - Qutub Minar, Red Fort, Lotus Temple. It is only for tourists, so Delhiites say.

• You ride on the cycle rickshaw in NOIDA (more popularly known as NEODA) - haggle over the price, but still pity rickshaw walla's condition and give him what he asked.

• Schooling is best in Delhi not because of CBSE, but because you've had school cancelled thrice due to cold in winters & summer vacations preponed due to sudden increase heat in Summers and at least two Rainy Day off during Monsoon.

• You call the waiter in the restaurant "boss" or "Pappey" & tack on "yaar" "bhai" to almost every sentence.

• You call every stranger 'Bhaiyya'.

• You refer to East Delhi as 'Jamuna Paar'.

• You refer to AIIMS as Medical.

• You dont buy tickets for a music concert or cricket match, but try to use political contacts.... of the deputy secretary of the chief secretary of the Minister of State for Khadi.

• You overtake everyone from the wrong side and stare into his/her eyes while doing so.

• You have at least two cars and a motorbike at home.

• You know that a farmhouse has nothing to do with cattle or farming. It is luxurious hangout for whole night.

• You think EVERY South Indian comes from ' Madras ' and is Madrasi.

• You call people from north east 'chinkis'.

• You feel indicating which way you are going to turn your vehicle is an information security leak.

• You are a good driver coz you are correct in your guess of what the driver in the front vehicle will do.

swaroopbn · White Belt Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 39

mast mere bhai

jimmie · Expert Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 357

EK LADKI THI, PYAARI SI, DIWANI SI, ....
SACHIN PE WO MARTI THI, ....
LEKIN KEH NAHI PAATI THI, ....

CHORI CHORI, CHUPKE CHUPKE HARBHAJAN KO CHITTHIYAN LIKHA KARTI THI, .....

NAZARE JHUKAGE, SHARMAKE, GAMBHIR SE BAATEIN KARTI THI, .....

KABHI KABHI ZULFE BIKHERKE, SHEHWAG KE GALIYON SE GUJRA KARTI THI, ....

KUCH KEHNA THAA USE RAINA SE, PER DHONI SE WO DARTI THI, ....

JABBHI MILTI THI, YUVRAJ SE BUS YAHI PUCHA KARTI THI,...

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KAMINO, WORLD CUP KAB JITOGE ???