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[jimmie]

HIS DIARY V/S HER DIARY

Here is good example of Diff between Men and Women.....





Her Diary

*******


Day night, I thought he was acting

Weird. We had made

Plans to meet at a

cafe to have some coffee. I was

Shopping with my friends

All day long, so I


Thought he was upset at the fact that I

Was a bit late,

But he made no

Comment.Conversatio n wasn't flowing so

I suggested that

We go somewhere

Quiet so we could talk, he agreed but

He kept quiet and

Absent.I asked

Him what was wrong - he said,

"Nothing."I asked him if


It was my fault

That he was upset. He said it had

Nothing to do with me


And not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved

Him, he simply

Smiled and kept

Driving. I can't explain his

Behavior; I don't know

Why he didn't say,


"I love u,too."When we got home I felt

As if I had lost


Him, as if he

Wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat

There and watched TV.;

He seemed distant and absent.Finally I

Decided to go to

Bed. About 10

Minutes later he came to bed. I decided

That I could not

Take it anymore,

So I decided to confront him with the

Situation but he

Had fallen asleep.I Started crying and cried

until I too Fell asleep. I

Don't know what to

Do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts

Are with someone

Else. My life is a

Disaster.

.

.

.

.

.


now read His diary

*******


Today India lost the cricket match

Against England at Mumbai.


DAMN IT.


*******


NOW that's called , Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women

[jimmie]

1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki

se hi shaadi karna





1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki





1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki





1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki





2000 ……………………. Apni umar ki

.

.

.

.





2009 ……………………. Koi bhi ho,

par Ladki se hi karna….…..….. !!!

[RKM]

Hi Jimmie,

You seem to have treasure house of interesting (and right-on) tidbits. Great! Makes Sunday really a Funday, which is what you want. Thanks a lot.

By the way, I responded to your first punch a little while ago, but by mistake it went off as a new post, please do take a look at it.

Also see what Saikat has to say in 'Honourable Men'.

Cheers,

Makhijani

[jimmie]

Contestants were asked to title this picture...

The winning entry came as >>>>

NEVER SWALLOW UR BUBBLE GUM

[jimmie]

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

It is from an orthopaedic surgeon..... ....... This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

[jimmie]

GUESS WHO IS THE FRIEND ?


The Secret of Happy Married Life!!!

Once I asked my Friend "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Friend said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." I asked "Can you explain?" Friend said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced I asked Friend "Give me some examples."

Friend said "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit somebody, which Sofa, air conditioner or refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are decided by my wife. I just agree to it."

I asked "Then what is your role?"

Friend said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran , whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. etc.

and Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to Any of these."

[ConMan]

GOOD ONE JIMMIE.....

[RKM]

Hi again Jimmie,

I loved the new ones, especially the Bubble Gum one. Just too much! I'm going to check in the evening as well - aisa toh nahin hoga ke I'll be reading well into tomorrow and will be in danger of missing the market action??

Thanks, thanks for lightening up my day.

Makhijani

[jimmie]

Makhijani,
Trading is kindof profession.. and in pursuing that we have forgotten that we are human beings too..
You can miss the fun n laughter part , but not the action in markets

[jimmie]

An old Parsee is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed : "Dikraa, aii ley, for you, my chrome-plated 0..38 revolver".

"But Bawaji, I really dont like guns. How about you leaving me tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead "?

"Idiot, shut-up and listen. Someday you have to run maaru business. Someday you gonna come home and maybe find your fataakri bairi in bed with some ass****. Stupid, what will you do then? Point your Rolex watch at him and say "Time's up"???

[RKM]

Hats off, Jimmie!

Makhijani

[jimmie]

Developing Trading Startegies
Sometimes it takes several years to recognize the obvious.
The simpler it looks, the more problems it hides.


Buying Stocks
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If anything can't go wrong, it will.
If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
You will never run out of things that can go wrong.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
The less you do, the less can go wrong.
You can never tell which way the train will go by looking at the track.
Always assume that your assumption is invalid.


Selling Stocks
You never know how soon it is too late.
When things go wrong, don't go with them.
If you are in a hole, stop digging.

Following Trading Strategies
Being punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time.
A good place to start from is where you are.
To learn from you mistakes, you must realize that you are making mistakes.
Experience is what causes you to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
If you enjoy what you are doing, you are probably wrong.

[jimmie]

THE HUMAN BRAIN........



tricks us whenever it can.........!

[RKM]

Hi Jimmie,

So you're back with more. I just tried out the first one, with four black dots.....I see a young, bearded, long haired, Shakespearean figure, resembling Johnny Depp.

Makhijani

PS. I tried out the 'dophin' picture too. Are you sure there really are some dolphins there??!! (Btw, I could identify seven, maybe eight 'dolphins'.....maybe if you put up a sharper picture the ninth 'dolphin' may appear...)

[jimmie]

Haha, probably u havent seen our Veeru.. i could see him in the pic
Click on the pciture to enlarge it, i know why u r asking for a enlarge ... u want to see the newed more clear ??