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Post: #107  Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:11 am Post subject: |
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What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie..
"THE ROBOT"
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Kudi sirf insaan da hi nahi...MACHINE da v dimag kharab kar sakdi aa  
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| Post: #108 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Larka: " Dil ruba "
Larki: " Balance bhijwa "
Larka: " Paise nahi."
Larki: " Kaise nahi ?"
Larka: " Mehangai hai "
Larki: " Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai "----------->
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| Post: #109 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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WTF: An innocent doctor was beaten to death by a gang of prisoners in a Bihar jail for refusing to give them fake medical certificates. If criminals can commit murder INSIDE jails, how will they be stopped outside?!
 
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| Post: #110 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| pattiboy02 wrote: | Caution Signboard at a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
'Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!'
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| Post: #111 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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THE NUN
A cab driver picks up a Nun in Canada.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers,
‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’
She responds,
‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says,’Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’
‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess,I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Santa Singh and I'm a sardar and I’m coming from a FANCY DRESS party.
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| Post: #112 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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5 Thing Boys Do In Exams.
1 ----> Counting Girls In Hall
2 ----> Counting Lights/Tube Lights
3 ----> Reading The Brand Of His Pen
4 ----> Giving Smiles To All His Friends Who Are Suffering As Well
5 ----> Making Promises With Him Self That He Will Study For The Next Time___
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| Post: #113 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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Friends...
would like to share some jokes....while surfing net...
Heights......of
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
please help me trace the author of this one...i will. 
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| Post: #114 Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| pattiboy02 wrote: | Friends...
would like to share some jokes....while surfing net...
Heights......of
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
please help me trace the author of this one...i will.
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| Post: #115 Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Rightly said..........
1 . A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee........ Leave them to us
2 . An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
3 . Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present......Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
4 . Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
5 . Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow the 1st and 3rd alphabets get reversed.......guess!
6 . What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!
7 . Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8 .Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
9 . Long back, A person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called......................
"Saints"
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| Post: #116 Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:00 am Post subject: |
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Amazing banner outside a Wine shop:
`If you love someone today, then you will surely love me someday!`
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| Post: #117 Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:03 am Post subject: |
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A positive thought:
U can live for 40 days without food, 3 days without water 8 minutes without air! But not a second without hope! So never lose hope!
Years ago, people used to wake up and see God`s image. But now they wake up and see how many messages & missed calls are there.
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| Post: #119 Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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OMG: Daad Mohammed Al Balushi, a UAE citizen, has 90 children from 17 wives and 50 grandchildren! He has divorced and remarried women from Philippines to Morocco and wants his next bride from India!
Looks like Balushi ka Character Dheela hai!
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