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Hoonhaar beta & Nalayak beta mai farak..

Papa --> Aage kya karna hai ?

Hoonhaar beta ---> Bas 10th me 97% aa jaye
to 2 saal ki tutions
then IIT fir ek saal ki aur mehnat n IIM.. 20 lacs + is enough to start with..

NALAYAK beta ---> Bas 1 baar 10th ho jaaye to Roadies se bike jeet ke launga fir,
Splitsvilla se aapki bahu.

Emotional Atyachar se uska character certificate.

Acchi hai to thik
nahi to kahani repeat

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Ultimate paakau joke:-


A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???
How???
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Lets C' if you can solve this one....
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>..Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli).....Smile-

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Lines Written On A honeymoon Hotel Wall :

'' Please keep the Windows & door closed ,
Your love may be blind ♥ ---> but our staff is not " ----->

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Two Things that Define SUCCESS In LIFE: - The Way You Manage when You Have Nothing & Way You Behave when You Have Everything!

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Banta: What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Santa: Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!

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At d scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I`ve lost my hand.
Santa: Cntrol urself don`t cry. See dat man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.

The Mexican drops a pear on his country.

When the American asks why he says he loves his country.

Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple.

When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.

Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb.

When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.

A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying.

He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.

The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying.

When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.

The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing.

When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

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Santa : Lagta hai india tv walao ne hamare ghar mein hidden camera chupa rakha hai..................
Banta : wo kese
Santa : jab bhi mein india tv dekhne lagta hoon, wo kah detein hein,
AAP DEKH RAHEIN HEIN...... INDIA T.V

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santa: Yaar ek Ladki Mujko hans ke Dekh Rahi Hai "

Friend : " Dhyan Se Dekh.... Hans ke dekh rahi hai ya Dekh ke hans rahi hai.....

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excellent thought

If you don't get it, it simply means u don't want it

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Santa & Banta decided to go out for hunting.
Suddenly, Banta falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing so Santa took out his cell phone and calls to Hospital Emergency.
He screamed to the operator: “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Please calm down sir. We can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
Santa replied: 'just hold for a minute'.
There is a silence, then BANG, 'ek fire ke awaaz sunti hai'.

Santa's voice comes back on the line, “OK, now what?“..............

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Tragedies of boys Life :

1.....Gud girls r Not Gud looking

2.....Gud looking girls r Not gud girls

3.....Gud looking & gud girls r not single

4......Gud looking , gud girls & single girls have strong brothers.

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Banta to Santa in a sorrow mood: "I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms".

Santa, kept silent for a few minutes , then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?

he starts thinking....

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Santa : Simple, stop imagining!

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Santa's wife dies.

He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously......

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.