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PATTIBOY UUUU ROCK

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This one is little long......

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic."

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:
"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb,
you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb
but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato"!

[pattiboy02]

Santa and Banta went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks.

Then they produced snacks from their shopping bags and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own food in here!"

Santa and Banta looked at each other & ..... ...... ......
then , shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged their snacks.

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Banta, naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Banta asked "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier,"he replied.
"You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?

Banta thought for a moment.............., and then said with a nervous laugh,
"You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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One day, an insurance company received a letter from Pretto saying that unfortunately they have to cancel her husband's life insurance policy.

'We always paid it in time', she wrote, 'but since my dear husband's sudden death last year we have had some financial hardship; therefore, we would like not to pay it anymore'.

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Q : What's the difference between an insurance company CEO and the mafia don?

A : The insurance company CEO can tell you how many people will die this year. The mafia don can tell you the names of all of them.

[rainbow]

good way to start the day de-stressed is to read this thread.

Have a great day

Cheers
Rainbow

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3 Hard Facts:
U can control ur breath but not death. U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions.

[pattiboy02]

Santa and His Doctor:

Santa : I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa : 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa : I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.



Santa : In my dreams rats play football every night

Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK

Santa : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match

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A famous HEART SPECIALIST doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral.

A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge HEART.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes;
the HEART was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the HEART closed.

Just at that moment one of his colleague attending funeral started laughing .
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a GYNECOLOGIST."

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Poori Ramayan Biwiyo ( Wifes ) ko lekar hai ---> exapmle
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- Laxman ne apni gharwali ko shorr dya
- Ravan Dusre ki Biwi utha ke fass gya
- Hanuman ki apni to biwi thi nahi lekin dusre ke Biwi khojne mai LANKA jla daali
- Ram ko apni Biwi paane ke liye 10 din tak yudh krna pada
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or end mai kya huya ?
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Jiss Biwi ke karn itni badi Ramayan huyi woh Underground hoo gye ---->

[Allwell]

Which type of girls wear transparent dresses?
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The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man !

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A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl's mother see her with a boy and calls her...
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MOM - kahan par hai ?
GIRL- exam de rahi hu....

MOM - agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi !!

[pattiboy02]

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing (relax singh)"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one came and asked the same question,
Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "
Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, " Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.
(Everybody is searching you there and you are enjoying here.)"

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Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.

Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.

Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.

Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.