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Post: #16  Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Airlines slogan:
A warm experience & motherly treatment.
Warm bcoz AC doesn`t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.  |
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| Post: #17 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand?
Student: Because my teacher said, `Formulas must be on your finger tips`. |
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| Post: #18 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true... |
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| Post: #19 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Rajnikanth killed a OSAMA in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`. |
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| Post: #20 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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Who is the real terrorist ?
Osama bin Laden
Obama sin Laden
? ? ?  |
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| Post: #21 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| vinst wrote: | Who is the real terrorist ?
Osama bin Laden
Obama sin Laden
? ? ? |
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| Post: #22 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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Really Superb Jokes & Quotes. Keep Posting.......  |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #23 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| nithesh_n wrote: | | Really Superb Jokes & Quotes. Keep Posting....... |
 and  ur contribution |
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| Post: #24 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:06 am Post subject: |
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Dear Prime Minister, I heard you would like to freeze the pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save more money for our country? While you're at it, lets reduce all MP's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay why should we continue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits?
TO SUPPORT THIS DO REPLY  |
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| Post: #25 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:17 am Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | Dear Prime Minister, I heard you would like to freeze the pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save more money for our country? While you're at it, lets reduce all MP's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay why should we continue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits?
TO SUPPORT THIS DO REPLY |
one thousand percent support from my side bro  |
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shekharinvest
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| Post: #26 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:17 am Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: |
Dear Prime Minister, I heard you would like to freeze the pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save more money for our country? While you're at it, lets reduce all MP's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay why should we continue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits?
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Well after getting 300% pay hike as late as Aug 2010 they ( MP) are not going to ask for more hike so soon
They now cost Rs. 37 lakhs /annum. http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2010-08-21/india/28313978_1_indian-mps-constituency-allowance-three-fold-hike
I support the cause.
It should have been better if you had started a new thread.
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| Post: #27 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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When you develop the ability to listen to anything, unconditionally & without loosing your temper or self confidence, it means you are married.  |
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| Post: #28 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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PJ of the century.
Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G. |
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| Post: #29 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Santa: A boy pushed his gf from the 10th floor of a building, even then she did not die.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Thanks to the 'new whisper ultra with wings'.  |
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| Post: #30 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon. |
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