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[The game]

Brush krte krte mera dant tut gya
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brsh krte krte mera dant tut gya
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Fir.?
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fir kya?
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me to ayvi ayvi ayvi ayvi lut gaya..

[The game]

Golu-Papa is paheli ka jawab do ?
Masal-Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke ghusa diya.
Papa-Maar khayega.
Golu-Aray papa SUI ME DHAGA.
aap bhi na

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Girl's TOP 5 lies'
meanings :-
1. I Miss U.
Means- Time pas nahi ho rha
h.Tumhre sath hi thoda time pas
kar lu.
......2. I M Single.
Means- Mera X-Bf bhikhari ban
gaya. Ab tumhri bari.
3. Mai Couzin Se Baat Kr Rhi Thi.
Means- Aur do Bf waiting me the.
4. Tumhari Smile.
Means- Tumhari property.
5. Mai Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare
Bina.
Means- Mera recharge kon
karayega.........

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Figure Freak Bhikharan <Babu> 3 din se bhukhi hai to 1 rupye se kya hoga ?
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Bhikharan --> Bazan ( Wieght ) dekho gi ktna kam huya

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ensational News
Tihar jail is going to be listed on BSE. It`s inmates have the combined liquidity of more than 4 lakh crores now. Mera Bharat Mahaan!

[mariner]

Baba Ramdev to Anna Hazare - Main karoon to saala character dheela hai!

[ManjunathG]

India- now ruled by

Amma in South (Jayalalitha)

Didi in East;(Mamata Banerjee)

Bhenji in North; (Mayawati)

Aunty in the Capital;(Sheila Dikshit)

Madam in Center; (Sonia)

Nani on top (the president)

& "Wife At Home"

And yet people say.. It's a Man's World?

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Different styles Of gud mrng :

Hindu ---> Priye Surayoday hoo gya jaago

Muslim ---> Begam chand dhal gya jaago

Christian ---> Darling its morning ! get up

Punjabi ---> Sohniyo utho Tatti shatti nahi jaana ------>

[suppressemotion]

saanu da tadke appe apni khessi chukni pendi a,
sadi te koi miss pooja v nahi jo kahe,
uttho ji thodi jaan good morning kehndi a



good mrng

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Q: What did the gangster`s son tell his dad when he failed his exam?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

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By the time you realize that what your Father said was right... you have a son who says that you are wrong.

[pattiboy02]

Ek Pregnet lady deliveri ke liye Dr Santa K paas gai deliveri ke time lady "farted"
ta Dr Santa Bollya sare Pre ho Jao Munda BULLET (motorcycle) te aa reha hai.,

[pattiboy02]

Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..

SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi..

[pattiboy02]

Two Men talking 1st: I am getting married because I'm tired of cooking, cleaning house, & doing laundry.. . .

2nd Man: Strange, I am taking divorce for the same reason . . .. ..

[pattiboy02]

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"