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[pattiboy02]

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death''s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs.

He gathered enough strength to get out bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.

With even greater effort, he forced his boney fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death''s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies.

Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand, driven by one last gritty effort, shakingly made its way towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "They''re for the funeral!"

[adsingh101]

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CM to secratry --> Jab se CM bna hu meri Maa ko hichki bahut aati hai ?
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Secretry ---> Woh to aayegi sir , State mai Light jaate he log aapki ke Maa Ko yaad krte hai --->

[S.S.]

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Ek bacha pehle din school jaan vele bhut ro reha c...
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Dad ---- Sher de jwak ronde nai...
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Child --- Saleya sher de jwak school vi nai jande...

[pattiboy02]

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Girl 2 Boy ---> Main apna purse ghar pe bhul aayi....Mujhe 1000rs. ki zarurat hai

Boy ---> Kar di na chhoti baat..

Ye le...
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10Rs

Rickshaw kar ke purse le aa --->

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Corruption se bi bada Sawal jo aaj sara Desh janana chahata hai..
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Jis Mahila ka 'Salwar Suit' Baba Ramdev pehan kar bhaage the..us mahila ne fir kya pehna ?

[lakshmikanth5]

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Fruits and vegetables are talking with each other

Gobbi - i'm nt happy with my look,
im look like a tree.
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akhrot - and im look like brain.
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mushroom - and im look like
umbrella.
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banana -can we change the
topic........................

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‎Santa ---> Oye tera viah ho hya ?
Banta ---> Haaa
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Santa ---> Kurri naal hoeya ?
Banta ---> Saaliya Munde naal vi hunda aa kadi
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Santa ---> haa meri bhen da hoeya c ---->

[opportunist]

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Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here.
Grandkid: You go & hide, I told him you expired.





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