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Post: #181  Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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J mobile punjab
vich ban de hunde ta ohde ch
templetes is tarha de hunde:-
1. Saalya call kar . 2. Daaru di
botl le ayi.. 3. Ter...i bhabi nal
aa. 4. Yar kise pattole da no.
Hai ta bhej.. 5. Kal lectr launa
koi ya bunk.,..? 6. Yar teri
bhabi naraz ho gyi ,2-4 ohnu
manun wale msg bhej .. 7. Haje
ruk k phn kreo sohneo baapu
jagda a . 8. Main baad cha gal
krdi aa mummy bulaunDi payi a .. :p  |
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| Post: #182 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:14 am Post subject: |
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Banta: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
Santa: Be too drunk to find your keys.  |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #183 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Santa: What about the weekends?
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
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jimmie
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| Post: #184 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:33 am Post subject: |
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Paki president teaching spelling of ASSASSINATION to kids:
One 'ASS' behind another 'ASS',
Behind both ass 'I',
And behind me the whole 'NATION'.... |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #185 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:59 am Post subject: |
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समुद्र से कह दो कि अपनी लहरें संभाल कर रखे, कि ज़िन्दगी में तूफ़ान लाने के लिये `घरवाली` ही काफी है!
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| Post: #186 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Wife ---> apko meri khubsurti zayada achi lagti hy ya aqalmandi. .?
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Husband ---> mujhe tou tumhari ye mazaaq ki adat boht achi lagti hai......:PPPP
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| Post: #187 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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why Indian girls r not good in sports ? --->
only 10% are playing cricket , hockey ,tennis , bedminton , chess, etc...!
Remaining 90% are busy in playing with....................
"janu"____
janu ye
janu wo
janu kaha ho ?
janu kya kar rahe ho ?
janu kab aaoge ?
janu u love me na.. ?
janu i miss u..........
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metaboy
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| Post: #188 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
My dear loving son
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, your Dad |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #189 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Munda ghare daaru pe k aayia -------->
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BAPU toh bachan layi ik wadi sari kitab khol k padhan lag geya.
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BAPU ---> daaru pe k aayia ?
Munda ---> nahi bapu !
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BAPU ---> Fer salia SANDOOK khol ke ki bak-bak kari jana...---> |
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singh.ravee
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| Post: #190 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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temporary
Last edited by singh.ravee on Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:40 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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adsingh101
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| Post: #191 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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| singh.ravee wrote: | | temporary |
Ravee paaji ye aapne apni screen print is thread me kyu lagaya hai. Mujhe samajh nahi aaya |
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singh.ravee
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| Post: #192 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| adsingh101 wrote: | | singh.ravee wrote: | | temporary |
Ravee paaji ye aapne apni screen print is thread me kyu lagaya hai. Mujhe samajh nahi aaya |
paaji,
dont know why but blogspot was not working. i need to share it with a fellow trader.
the snapshot is removed.
thanks and regards
ravee |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #193 Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:00 am Post subject: |
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Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
Banta asked, "Can you explain?"
Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, Banta asked, "Give me some examples" Santa said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
Banta asked, "Then what is your role?"
Santa said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".
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| Post: #194 Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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An awesome Quote. . .
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If abortion is murder .
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then buying a
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.Condom is Kidnapping. . . . . .!!
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #195 Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga, Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nahi Hai !!
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