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[pattiboy02]

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.

Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

[pattiboy02]

Read this and you don't make fun about Sardar I.Q...

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.

[pattiboy02]

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the

dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for

another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.


'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

[shekharinvest]

A certain, tall, well built and bearded, went to a cinema
hall and bought a ticket for the night show. After half an
hour or so, he came out and went home.

He did the same thing the next day, and the day after.
His unique behavior caught the attention of the hall's
gate-keeper. On the 4th day, the gate keeper asked him
the reason for his strange behavior.

The gentleman disclosed that he came in just to view a
particular scene in the film in which the film's heroine
undressed on the banks of a river, just near the railway
line. Removing her garments one by one, would appear
just in her bra and panties. As she put her hands on the
bra straps to open them, a train would arrive on the railway
line and the view would be blocked. After the train passed,
she was no where to be seen on the screen.

The gentleman told the gate keeper : I am waiting for the day
when the train would be late, as it must one of these days.

[The game]

PYAR me GIR gaya,
aisa kyu kehte hai....?
.
.
.
Socho...
.
.
.

Kyuki agar_
pyar me KHADA ho gaya, aisa Bolenge to Galat Matlab Niklega...ha ha ha ha

[pattiboy02]

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "Im seven years old."

"No, dear, you cant get pregnant..."

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

[suppressemotion]

Girl to Another Girl:

“You are so Beautiful..♥”
Other Girl:
“Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..♥”
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.
.
.
Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
“Hi, You are Handsome..”
.
Other Boy:
“ Saala GAY ..

[suppressemotion]

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

[suppressemotion]

Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.

[suppressemotion]

Santa:Jaldi 1 glass Juice de larayi hone wali hai,
1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or de larai honewali hai

JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
:
:
:
":
:
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga

[suppressemotion]

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said:

Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!

Boss Shouted: Do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!

Junior: No!

Boss: I'm the boss of this office.

Junior: & do u know whom you're talking to?

Boss: No!

Junior: THANKS GOD.(And disconnected The phone)

[suppressemotion]

Teacher love kyun Accha hai war se? Santa kyunki condom saste miltay hai talwaar se .

[pattiboy02]

From archives of White House
Bush was always got himself in these sticky situations.
BUT......................... What I want to know is, why the guy behind Bush had that big smile on?

[sharemuthu]

[suppressemotion]

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is pregnant! Congrats to the Bachchan family!
Here are some funny jokes on the news:

1) Aishwarya is pregnant. At last Abhishek Bachchan has a hit!

2) How did this happen? Abhishek has ‘No Idea’.

3) Aishwarya tells Abhishek: “Main tere Bachchan ki maa banne waali hoon.”

4) Amitabh will have to rename his film to ‘Buddah Hoga Terra Dada.’

5) Three generations of Bachchans - BigB, WannaB, and now BayB.