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Post: #212  Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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pattiboy,
is it ur mobile no 
what an idea sirji 
thanks and regards
ravee
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #213 Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #214 Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #215 Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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mariner
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| Post: #216 Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Like energy, love can neither b created nor destroyed. It can just b transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #217 Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Santa goes to a Library & asks for a book 'Psyco The Rapist'
The Libratian searches for two hours,
comes back & slaps and says "you Idiot-the book is called 'Psycotherapist'.
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #218 Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Husband V/S Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
************ ********* ********* *********
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
************ ********* ********* *********
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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shekharinvest
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| Post: #219 Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:42 am Post subject: |
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| pattiboy02 wrote: | Santa goes to a Library & asks for a book 'Psyco The Rapist'
The Libratian searches for two hours,
comes back & slaps and says "you Idiot-the book is called 'Psycotherapist'.
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Oh ..boy ! Santa must be looking for your by now 
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #220 Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:50 am Post subject: |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #221 Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:06 am Post subject: |
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Jeeto: You were so drunk at the party last night that you insulted your boss and he fired you.
Santa: F*** him!
Jeeto: I did, you can rejoin work on Monday.
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suppressemotion
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ManjunathG
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| Post: #223 Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Mujhe bhi apni BIWI bana-lo....
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #224 Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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A Sardarjee reported for his University final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the
answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #225 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Teachr: Agr Tm apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega
Stdnt:kuch b ni
Teacher:Tm Hisab ni jante?
Stdnt:Sir ap un Kameeno ko Nahi janty...
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