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suppressemotion
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adsingh101
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Post: #227  Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Aishwarya Rai didn't get pregnant despite doing 3 films with Abhishek for 3 long years. One film with Rajnikanth and the results are out with a BANG...... 
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #228 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| adsingh101 wrote: | | Aishwarya Rai didn't get pregnant despite doing 3 films with Abhishek for 3 long years. One film with Rajnikanth and the results are out with a BANG...... |
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pattiboy02
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #230 Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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A GF calls her BF at midnite and say 's:
" Aakhiyan ch aandi nahi neend te dil ♥ nu milan di aas "
BF ---> Time dekh ke gal kareya kar har time changi nhi lagdi teri bakwaas...
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hemzbond
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| Post: #231 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:21 am Post subject: |
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Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to
defeat one lame, bald villain,
I would give people their money back.
Yours Sincerely,
Rajinikant
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Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal!
Man: Do you know who I am? I am a Neta.
Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!
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hemzbond
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| Post: #232 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:27 am Post subject: |
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THE DIVERSE CULTURES IN INDIA
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI !
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI !
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD !
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI !
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA !
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !
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singh.ravee
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| Post: #233 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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HEMZBOND
NICE ONE
rgds
ravee
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #234 Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:29 am Post subject: |
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THE FACT...
Dentist to Manmohan Singh during annual check-up..
"Mr.PM, at least in my clinic, plz open your mouth"
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #235 Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:33 am Post subject: |
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| pattiboy02 wrote: | THE FACT...
Dentist to Manmohan Singh during annual check-up..
"Mr.PM, at least in my clinic, plz open your mouth"
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #236 Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?
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pattiboy02
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #238 Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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Shraabi Calls His wife ---> Mai ghar nahi aa sakta car ka gear or steering choori hoo gya hai
after sometime he calls again
mai aa rha hu pehle pichli seat par baith gya tha ---> 
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #239 Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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CLASSICAL INSULT ....
Girl:
Meri 1-1 Saans Pe
1-1 Ladka Marta hai ....
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Boy: Toh Tum Koi Accha sa
"TOOTHPASTE"
Use kyun Nahi Karti .
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hemzbond
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| Post: #240 Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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husband at a bar wid frns gets tired of nagging calls frm his wife . sends this sms :
`Hi Honey, I am just having my last beer,
and I will be home in 30 minutes.
If I am not, please read this SMS again!
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