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pattiboy02
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Post: #241  Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae
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hemzbond
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| Post: #242 Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:26 am Post subject: |
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iPhones are like women,
you have to unlock them first and
touch them everywhere on
their body before they respond.
Blackberries are like men,
rub one small area,
and every thing moves up,
down and ready for action!
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #243 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #244 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:45 am Post subject: |
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बॉस: एक अच्छा सा शीशा लाओ, जिसमे मुझे मेरा मुँह दिखाई दे!
संता: बॉस मुझे नहीं मिला, मैं सब दुकानों में गया पर सबमे मेरा ही मुँह दिखाई दे रहा था!
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #245 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:54 am Post subject: |
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Truth of Life:
Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts & husband says sorry.
Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts & wife cries; & husband again says sorry.
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adsingh101
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| Post: #246 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Once Rajnikanth had a fight with GOD. And since then everyone knows who went up... 
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hemzbond
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| Post: #247 Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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7 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai
2. Gaadi main chalaunga
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu
4 Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan b haazir hai
5. Apne baap ko mat sikha
6. Kaash wo mil jaati to aaj ye haath me na hoti
The last one
7. Kal se daru band
And the best one
'tu ye mat sochiyo main ye sab p k bol raha hu' 
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jimmie
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| Post: #248 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:42 pm Post subject: POWER OF MEDIA>>> |
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A King's servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
The local paper read:'SERVANT's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.
Next day the local paper headline read:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'.
This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper heading the news: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:"QUEEN SELLS ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.
The next day Headlines:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king was buried next day!
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freedom
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| Post: #249 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:23 pm Post subject: Re: POWER OF MEDIA>>> |
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| jimmie wrote: | A King's servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
The local paper read:'SERVANT's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.
Next day the local paper headline read:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'.
This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper heading the news: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:"QUEEN SELLS ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.
The next day Headlines:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king was buried next day! |
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Bewater
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| Post: #250 Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:07 am Post subject: |
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Ek Baar 1 Admi Ko Raste Mein Pathar Mila
Us Par Likha Tha "PATHAR KO PALAT LO KUCH BAN JAOGE"
Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
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FUDDU !!!! :p
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Bewater
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| Post: #251 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Banta: I read an article the other day that said, `If you drink everyday you are an alcoholic`.
Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.
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Bewater
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| Post: #252 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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संता: भगवान् मुझे दर्द दे, दुःख दे, टेंशन दे, मुझे बर्बाद कर दे, मेरे पीछे भूत लगा दे!
भगवान्: अबे साले एक लाइन में बोल कि बीवी चाहिये!
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Bewater
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| Post: #253 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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संता: मैं बचपन में बहुत ताकतवर था!
बंता: वो कैसे?
संता: माँ कहती है कि जब मैं रोता था तो सारा घर सर पर उठा लेता था!
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casper
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| Post: #254 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Bewater wrote: | संता: भगवान् मुझे दर्द दे, दुःख दे, टेंशन दे, मुझे बर्बाद कर दे, मेरे पीछे भूत लगा दे!
भगवान्: अबे साले एक लाइन में बोल कि बीवी चाहिये!
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tripathi_manu
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| Post: #255 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| hemzbond wrote: | 7 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai
2. Gaadi main chalaunga
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu
4 Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan b haazir hai
5. Apne baap ko mat sikha
6. Kaash wo mil jaati to aaj ye haath me na hoti
The last one
7. Kal se daru band
And the best one
'tu ye mat sochiyo main ye sab p k bol raha hu' |
excellent.
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