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adsingh101
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Post: #256  Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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A notice board in cinema hall - ' Please keep your mobile on "MANMOHAN SINGH" mode  |
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Bewater
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| Post: #257 Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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Woh kaun se log hote hai jinke pass khud toh 1 rupee nahin hota
Lekin batayein lakho-croro ki karte hai ??
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ACCOUNTING Students..!! :p  |
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Bewater
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| Post: #258 Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:28 am Post subject: |
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संता: आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं!
बंता: अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा!
संता: क्यों?
बंता: मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!
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S.S.
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| Post: #259 Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| adsingh101 wrote: | | A notice board in cinema hall - ' Please keep your mobile on "MANMOHAN SINGH" mode |
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Bewater
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| Post: #260 Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:12 am Post subject: |
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संता के पिता अमेरिका से वापिस आये!
पिता: तेरी माँ कहाँ है?
संता: वो तो मर गई!
पिता: तो तुमने बताया क्यों नहीं?
संता: मैंने सोचा आपको सर्प्राइज़ दूंगा! |
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Bewater
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| Post: #261 Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women. |
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Bewater
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| Post: #262 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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पंजाब पुलिस हाइवे पट्रोल द्वारा चेतावनी बोर्ड:
कुत्ता, भैंस और सुंदर जनानी, तीनों ऐक्सिडन्ट की निशानी!
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Bewater
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| Post: #263 Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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शराबी: अगर मेरे हाथ में सरकार होती तो, मैं देश की तक़दीर बदल देता!
पत्नी: अरे पहले अपना पाजामा तो बदल ले, सुबह से मेरी सलवार पहन के घूम रहा है!
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Allwell
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| Post: #264 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE :
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better!!  |
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Bewater
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| Post: #265 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| dijyya wrote: | HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE :
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better!! |
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Bewater
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| Post: #266 Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:33 am Post subject: |
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1970-
Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha.
1980
me T.V
1990
bike.
2000
Car.
2011
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Bas bina boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do...   |
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hasten
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| Post: #267 Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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BSE = Bombay Se Exit
NSE = Nation Se Exit
F/O = Future Over
NIFTY = No Income For This Year
FII = Fraudulent International Investor
PE = Plunge Endless
EBITDA = Exit Before It Tumbule Down Again
HNI = Has No Idea
PMS = Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP = Suicide by Investing Patiently
CORRECTION = The Next Day After You Bought Shares MOMENTUM
BUYING = The Fine Art Of Buying High And Selling
Low VALUE BUYING = The Fine Art Of Buying Low And Selling Even Low |
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #268 Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| hasten wrote: | BSE = Bombay Se Exit
NSE = Nation Se Exit
F/O = Future Over
NIFTY = No Income For This Year
FII = Fraudulent International Investor
PE = Plunge Endless
EBITDA = Exit Before It Tumbule Down Again
HNI = Has No Idea
PMS = Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP = Suicide by Investing Patiently
CORRECTION = The Next Day After You Bought Shares MOMENTUM
BUYING = The Fine Art Of Buying High And Selling
Low VALUE BUYING = The Fine Art Of Buying Low And Selling Even Low |
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g_kab35
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| Post: #269 Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Breaking news:
Rajanikanth just downgrades the Standard & Poor's rating from "AAA" to "ZZZ"!!! |
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Bewater
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| Post: #270 Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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Arz kita
Hasan wale nu v gum ho sakda
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Wah Wah
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Hasan wale nu v gum ho sakda
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15 August nede aa kise lawaris cheez nu hath na layeyo os vich bomb ho sakda...:p |
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