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Bewater White Belt
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Post: #271 Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:09 am Post subject: |
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दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
वाह वाह वाह वाह!
दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
ये भी तो आंसू ही है पागल, बस रास्ता भटक गए!
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Bewater White Belt
Joined: 21 Jul 2011 Posts: 34
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Post: #272 Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:17 am Post subject: |
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When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or
the wife. |
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SID2060 White Belt
Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Posts: 319
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Post: #273 Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Wife(in a romantic mood):
Janu Ek Puppy do na!
Sardar:
Uff, Fashion Dekho...
Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain aur is ko
Kutte ka pilla chahiye. |
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Bewater White Belt
Joined: 21 Jul 2011 Posts: 34
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Post: #274 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:12 am Post subject: |
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संता (खाना खाते हुये): तुम पहले से ज्यादा सुंदर हो गई हो!
जीतो: तुम्हें ऐसा क्यों लगा?
संता: तुझे देख कर आज कल रोटियाँ भी जल रही है! |
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Bewater White Belt
Joined: 21 Jul 2011 Posts: 34
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Post: #275 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #276 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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Bewater wrote: | Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #277 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | Bewater wrote: | Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #278 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | Bewater wrote: | Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. | | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #279 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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Bewater wrote: | दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
वाह वाह वाह वाह!
दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
ये भी तो आंसू ही है पागल, बस रास्ता भटक गए!
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #280 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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SID2060 wrote: | Wife(in a romantic mood):
Janu Ek Puppy do na!
Sardar:
Uff, Fashion Dekho...
Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain aur is ko
Kutte ka pilla chahiye. | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #281 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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lvlossing wrote: | Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon. | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #282 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Bewater wrote: | When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or
the wife. | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #283 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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lvlossing wrote: | Santa goes for selection in the Indian Navy.
Captain: So u hv come for Navy selection, do u know how to swim?
Santa: If I go for Air Force selection, should I know how 2 fly? | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #284 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | lvlossing wrote: | Santa goes for selection in the Indian Navy.
Captain: So u hv come for Navy selection, do u know how to swim?
Santa: If I go for Air Force selection, should I know how 2 fly? | |
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aromal White Belt
Joined: 22 Mar 2010 Posts: 302
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Post: #285 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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