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Post: #271   PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
वाह वाह वाह वाह!
दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
ये भी तो आंसू ही है पागल, बस रास्ता भटक गए!

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Post: #272   PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or
the wife. 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24
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Post: #273   PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wife(in a romantic mood):

Janu Ek Puppy do na!




Sardar:
Uff, Fashion Dekho...
Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain aur is ko
Kutte ka pilla chahiye. 24 24 24 24
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Post: #274   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

संता (खाना खाते हुये): तुम पहले से ज्यादा सुंदर हो गई हो!
जीतो: तुम्हें ऐसा क्यों लगा?
संता: तुझे देख कर आज कल रोटियाँ भी जल रही है! 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24
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Post: #275   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. Razz
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Post: #276   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bewater wrote:
Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. Razz
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Post: #277   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aromal wrote:
Bewater wrote:
Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. Razz
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Post: #278   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aromal wrote:
Bewater wrote:
Technology Update:
If any girl is full on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..
Its obvious that Her phone has "3G".. Razz
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Post: #279   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bewater wrote:
दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
वाह वाह वाह वाह!
दोस्त, तेरी याद में सुसु लग गई!
ये भी तो आंसू ही है पागल, बस रास्ता भटक गए!

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Post: #280   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SID2060 wrote:
Wife(in a romantic mood):

Janu Ek Puppy do na!




Sardar:
Uff, Fashion Dekho...
Ghar me khane ko Paise nhi hain aur is ko
Kutte ka pilla chahiye. 24 24 24 24
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Post: #281   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lvlossing wrote:
Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon. 24 24
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Post: #282   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bewater wrote:
When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or
the wife. 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24
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Post: #283   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lvlossing wrote:
Santa goes for selection in the Indian Navy.
Captain: So u hv come for Navy selection, do u know how to swim?
Santa: If I go for Air Force selection, should I know how 2 fly? 24 24 24
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Post: #284   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aromal wrote:
lvlossing wrote:
Santa goes for selection in the Indian Navy.
Captain: So u hv come for Navy selection, do u know how to swim?
Santa: If I go for Air Force selection, should I know how 2 fly? 24 24 24
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Post: #285   PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

24 great jacks
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