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Post: #286  Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| aromal wrote: |  great jacks |
nice traet |
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| Post: #287 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| lvlossing wrote: | Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES. |
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| Post: #288 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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| lvlossing wrote: | Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand?
Student: Because my teacher said, `Formulas must be on your finger tips`. |
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| Post: #289 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| lvlossing wrote: | PJ of the century.
Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G. |
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| Post: #290 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| lvlossing wrote: | A boy was coming home with his mother when he sees a couple kissing on the road!
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he says,'Mommy, look, thosd two are fighting for a chewing gum!' |
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| Post: #291 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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| aromal wrote: | | lvlossing wrote: | A boy was coming home with his mother when he sees a couple kissing on the road!
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he says,'Mommy, look, thosd two are fighting for a chewing gum!' |
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| Post: #292 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| not good joke |
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| Post: #293 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you... I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again... |
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| Post: #294 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you |
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| Post: #295 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| If i get ur smile , i dont need flowerz . If i get ur voice , i dont need need music , if u speak 2 me , i dont need ne body , if u r my friend , i dont need da world . |
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| Post: #296 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Why do v close our eyez ven v pray , ven v cry , ven v dream , ven v kiss , Coz da most beautiful thingz in life r unseed & flet only by da Heart . |
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| Post: #297 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Sweet candies are very nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness...
How did u find me ...?? |
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| Post: #298 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives. |
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| Post: #299 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message |
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| Post: #300 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
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