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ravionlinek
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Post: #31  Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | Dear Prime Minister, I heard you would like to freeze the pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save more money for our country? While you're at it, lets reduce all MP's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay why should we continue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits?
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ravionlinek
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| Post: #32 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | PJ of the century.
Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.  |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #33 Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:58 am Post subject: |
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he most embarrassing moment for boys.
When one of your female friends calls you in the morning and your mother picks up the call and say: `Beta is in latrine.`   |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #34 Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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If you haven't heard this one:
Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...Next day during the vote out:
Rajinikanth: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai!  |
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ravionlinek
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| Post: #35 Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | If you haven't heard this one:
Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...Next day during the vote out:
Rajinikanth: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai! |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #36 Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Santa produced a movie based on the classic western: `The Good, The Bad & The Ugly`. So he decided to name it `Me, My Wife & My Mother-in-law`.  |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #37 Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?
Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly. |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #38 Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
Adnan Semi. |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #39 Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:50 am Post subject: |
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A boy was coming home with his mother when he sees a couple kissing on the road!
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he says,'Mommy, look, thosd two are fighting for a chewing gum!' |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #40 Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:22 am Post subject: |
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| A vacant post of CEO. Send CV to hr@al-qaeda.com |
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mvnm
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| Post: #41 Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:00 am Post subject: |
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Rajnikant was shot today..
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #42 Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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Father:Wht can u do 4 my daughter..?
Boy:I would die 4 her!
father:I wont let her marry u.
...Boy: Why?
father:I’m looking 4 some1 who would live for her,not some1 who would just die n leave her alone….
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Moral:don’t b a hero! sometimes its results in insult…   |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #43 Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi.
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<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nhi,
Dosri Phansa lon ga..! |
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shekharinvest
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| Post: #44 Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: |
Koi Baat Nhi,
Dosri Phansa lon ga..! |
supressemotion,
You are going in the right direction.
I am sure you will be a great trader one day.
This is the true spirit of the trader keep it up ! |
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The game
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| Post: #45 Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:36 am Post subject: RAJNIKANT |
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A frustrated mesage from Rajnikant to all :
"Saalo ek limit hoti hai...
Ab yeh kaun likh rha hai ki Rajnikant
tatti khata hai aur piche se roti nikalta hai ??? |
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