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aromal White Belt
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Post: #301 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Getting pregnant seems to be the latest fashion trend in Bollywood as Lara Dutta joins Aishwarya Rai to the list along with unconfirmed list of Shilpa Shetty and Kalki Koechlin! |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #302 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:18 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | Getting pregnant seems to be the latest fashion trend in Bollywood as Lara Dutta joins Aishwarya Rai to the list along with unconfirmed list of Shilpa Shetty and Kalki Koechlin! | |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #303 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:18 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | aromal wrote: | Getting pregnant seems to be the latest fashion trend in Bollywood as Lara Dutta joins Aishwarya Rai to the list along with unconfirmed list of Shilpa Shetty and Kalki Koechlin! | |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #304 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:21 am Post subject: |
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New Hindi SMS ( Page 1 )
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# ये जोक पढ़ोगे तो हंसते-हसते मर जाओगे! इसलिये भेजा ही नहीं, अगर आपको कुछ हो गया तो?
आप मेरे दोस्त हो, मैं ध्यान नहीं रखूँगा तो कौन रखेगा? बताना जरा! |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #305 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:22 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | New Hindi SMS ( Page 1 )
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# ये जोक पढ़ोगे तो हंसते-हसते मर जाओगे! इसलिये भेजा ही नहीं, अगर आपको कुछ हो गया तो?
आप मेरे दोस्त हो, मैं ध्यान नहीं रखूँगा तो कौन रखेगा? बताना जरा! | |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #306 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:26 am Post subject: |
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उमीद ऐसी हो जो जीने को मजबूर करे!
राह ऐसी हो जो चलने को मजबूर करे!
महक कम न हो कभी अपनी दोस्ती की!
दोस्ती ऐसी हो जो मिलने को मजबूर करे! |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #307 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:26 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | उमीद ऐसी हो जो जीने को मजबूर करे!
राह ऐसी हो जो चलने को मजबूर करे!
महक कम न हो कभी अपनी दोस्ती की!
दोस्ती ऐसी हो जो मिलने को मजबूर करे! | |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #308 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:27 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | aromal wrote: | उमीद ऐसी हो जो जीने को मजबूर करे!
राह ऐसी हो जो चलने को मजबूर करे!
महक कम न हो कभी अपनी दोस्ती की!
दोस्ती ऐसी हो जो मिलने को मजबूर करे! | |
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Bewater White Belt
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Post: #309 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:56 am Post subject: |
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Girlfrnd & boyfrnd dono market me gye to 1 ladke ne hello kiya... Bf-kon tha wo? Gf-tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kon ho. |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #310 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:06 am Post subject: |
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great jokes...bewater u are amazing |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #311 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:07 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | great jokes...bewater u are amazing | |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #312 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:08 am Post subject: |
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aromal wrote: | aromal wrote: | great jokes...bewater u are amazing | |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #313 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Mrigasalayil interviewinu vanna velappanodu
officer: Njan chila pakshikalude kalinte chithrangal kanikkanam. Aa pakshikalude peru parayanam!
Naalanchu pakshikalude kaal kaanichittum Velappanu utharam parayan kazhinjilla.
Officer: Sorry, ningal interviewil thottu… entha ningalude peru?
Velappan: (kaluyarthi kanichu) Daa, athente kaalil nokki kandu pidicho! |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #314 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Mobile vanganethiya grameenan: Enikkoru mobile venam
Salesman: Itha Nokia 6500
Grameenan: Eeswara! Nokkiyal 6500 enkiyal vangan nammude veedu vilkkendi varumallo! |
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aromal White Belt
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Post: #315 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Malayalam Joke
Madan: Ketto, ee varsham aake irunnooru sthree peedanangal register cheythennu!
Kamal: Kalikaalam! Ippol peedippikkanum register cheyyano? |
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