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aromal
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Post: #331  Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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What's on your back?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
He responds, "I'll take the Mexican." |
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aromal
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| Post: #332 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| aromal wrote: | What's on your back?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
He responds, "I'll take the Mexican." |
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shekharinvest
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| Post: #333 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man "You appear to be in good health, do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"In fact I do," said the man, "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then,after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
"This is very interesting," replied the doctor, "Let me do some research and get back to you."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh that old coot!" She replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July, and the second time is usually in December!" |
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The game
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| Post: #334 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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Who Is A Boy?
A Boy Is The Most Beautiful Part Of God's Creation.
He Starts Compromisi ng At A Very Tender Age.
...He Sacrifices His Chocolates , Toys For His Sister, Then His Money For His Lover.
He Also Sacrifices His Cigarettes And BeersFor His Friends.
He Sacrifices His Full Youth For His Wife And Children Without Complainin g.
Boys Life Is Tough And Full Of Sacrifice. |
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amitkbaid1008
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| Post: #335 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | kal raat Manmohan singh ke dream mein Gandhi ji aye
Gandhi ji ne pucha --meri topi,chasma, aur danda kha e????????
Manmohan singh said--topi aur chasma to anna k pass or danda anna ne hmari g_n_d mein dia hua e
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Manmohan Singh - TOPI to hamne janta ko pehna di |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #336 Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Pota: Dada ji bache kaise paida hote hai??
Dada ji :asmaan se 1 pari
aati hai aur maa ke pet mein
rakh jaati hai...
Pota:woh suhagraat waala system khatam ho gaya
kya?? LOL :p |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #337 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:45 am Post subject: |
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| Anna is the new Rajnikanth... The police does not decide when he leaves jail... he does! |
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #338 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | | Anna is the new Rajnikanth... The police does not decide when he leaves jail... he does! |
suppressemotion
good to see u back
regards
pattiboy |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #339 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:13 am Post subject: |
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बॉस: जब मैंने तुम्हें काम से निकाला तबसे तुम रोज़ मेरे घर के सामने पोटी क्यों करते हो?
संता: आपको ये बताने के लिये कि मैं भूखा नहीं मर रहा हूँ! |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #340 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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एक कंजूस की शादी में बार बार पानी पेश किया जा रहा था!
संता भूख से बेहाल होकर चिल्लाया: भाई बिरयानी मिलेगी क्या? पानी गले में अटक गया है! |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #341 Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:04 am Post subject: |
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teacher batao sach desh bhakat kon hota hein
student jo english tiolet seat pur bhi indian style mein betha ho |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #342 Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Message from mobile operators in year 2020
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Dear customer,
Your wife can become a mother without your struggle
Just sms "CHILD" to 54826 |
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adsingh101
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| Post: #343 Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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Rajiv Gandhi upar baithe achaanak hans diya...!
Indira Gandhi- Kyo hanse?
Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki, par bhugat bechara MANMOHAN SINGH raha hai! |
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shekharinvest
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| Post: #344 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:00 am Post subject: |
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Ghar me char din aurat nahi ho to kya haal hota hain...
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Ye CONGRESS se pucho... |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #345 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| shekharinvest wrote: | Ghar me char din aurat nahi ho to kya haal hota hain...
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Ye CONGRESS se pucho... |
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