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Post: #46  Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:43 am Post subject: Re: RAJNIKANT |
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| The game wrote: | A frustrated mesage from Rajnikant to all :
"Saalo ek limit hoti hai...
Ab yeh kaun likh rha hai ki Rajnikant
tatti khata hai aur piche se roti nikalta hai ???  |
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| Post: #48 Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| RAJINI never shoots himself.HE JUST IGNORE ALL THE UGLY COMMENTS
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| Post: #50 Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 7:15 am Post subject: |
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| pattiboy02 wrote: | it's true.
Some facts about RAJINI submitted by his fans:-
1. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
2. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”
3. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
4. Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
5. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.”
6. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
7. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. -
8. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
EVEN OBAMA BOW BEFORE HIS GREATNESS
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| Post: #52 Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| pattiboy02 wrote: | Forgotten Laloo's ABC
'kala akshar bhainse brabar'
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| Post: #53 Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:49 am Post subject: |
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1st आदमी : यार आज तक मेरा इतना अपमान नहीं हुआ!
मेरी नई पड़ोसन ने मुझे नहाते हुए देख लिया!
2nd आदमी: तो तू क्या चाहता है?
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1st आदमी : बदला ! 
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| Post: #54 Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 11:33 am Post subject: RAJINI............ |
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Tribute to legend......
Yanna Rascalaa !!
MIND IT .....
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| AGAIN THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM..... |
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| Post: #55 Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Arz Karta Hoon
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Chali Gayi Munni,
Bhag Gayi Sheela
aji
Chali Gayi Munni,
Bhag Gayi Sheela
Kyun Ki
Ab Karega SALMAN Sab Ka 'CHARACTER DHEELA'
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| Post: #56 Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:27 am Post subject: |
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In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about
to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters 
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| Post: #57 Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:28 am Post subject: |
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after love making..bf notice a picture of a man on the beside the table..
Bf: your ex.?
Gf: No
Bf: your brother?
Gf: No
Bf: your dad?
Gf: No
Gf: that's me before the surgery..
i am handsome right?
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| Post: #58 Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | after love making..bf notice a picture of a man on the beside the table..
Bf: your ex.?
Gf: No
Bf: your brother?
Gf: No
Bf: your dad?
Gf: No
Gf: that's me before the surgery..
i am handsome right? |
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #59 Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Bean felt ill so the
doctor gave him a
tablet. He started
cutting the side of the
tablet.
Doc: Why are you cutting
the sides?
Mr. Bean: To avoid the
side effects... 
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #60 Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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how come Super Mario can Smash through bricks..
Yet he dies from touching a freaking Turtle... 
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