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suppressemotion
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Post: #61  Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Teacher:Wo kon hai jo Aasman me udti h pr Bachche zameen pe Deti he?
Santa kuch der Sochne k baad
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Air Hostess..!  
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #62 Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:06 am Post subject: |
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Mathematically Proved . . . ;;;
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OBAMAA + 0SAMAA = DRAMAA ......!!!:-p 
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| Post: #63 Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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If money grew on trees!!!
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Girlz would'nt mind
dating with monkeys... :
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #64 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:08 am Post subject: |
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The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking & in reply gets a smile back from her is __
A Photographer.
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #65 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Santa in a restaurant in China.
Waiter: Sir, I hv boiled liver, fried skin, frog`s legs & pig`s organ.
Santa: Don`t tell me ur prblms, give me d menu card.
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| Post: #66 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Breaking News:
The injured Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to `Single`.
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| Post: #67 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:42 am Post subject: |
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SAAS: Bahu bura matt man-n-na mere pote ki shkal mere bette se jra bhi nai milti????
BAHU: Sasu ji mein photo machine thori hu
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Simplymahi
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| Post: #68 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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One day Rajnikanth bunked school.
Since then it is known as Sunday.
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #69 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant
1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.
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S.S.
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| Post: #70 Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Simplymahi wrote: | One day Rajnikanth bunked school.
Since then it is known as Sunday.
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #71 Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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Ek Boy roj apni Ex girl friend de ghar de sahmne potti kar ke onda c.
girl friend tang ho gayi...
Ik din girl friend ne push hi leya....
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Boy kenda,"Mai n teinu dasna chanda c ke asin tere bina bhukhe ni marde".... .;
lolllz.
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g_kab35
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| Post: #72 Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Pakistan's ISI chief Ahmed Shuja Pasha's threat that any Abbottabad-like attack would invite a befitting response, which can turn into Indo-Pak war.
Lets laugh buddies, What else would u expect from the Greatest Joke of the Year????
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| Post: #73 Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Post: #74 Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:02 pm Post subject: suppressemotion |
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