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rainbow
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Post: #76  Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:22 am Post subject: Really |
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Supressemotion:
unbelievably hilarious. undoubtedly. Thanks.
Now if only we poor folks south of the vindhyas could understand it 
have a great day, mate
Cheers
DJ
| suppressemotion wrote: | Ek Boy roj apni Ex girl friend de ghar de sahmne potti kar ke onda c.
girl friend tang ho gayi...
Ik din girl friend ne push hi leya....
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Boy kenda,"Mai n teinu dasna chanda c ke asin tere bina bhukhe ni marde".... .;
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #77 Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:43 am Post subject: Re: Really |
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| rainbow wrote: | Supressemotion:
unbelievably hilarious. undoubtedly. Thanks.
Now if only we poor folks south of the vindhyas could understand it
have a great day, mate
Cheers
DJ
| suppressemotion wrote: | Ek Boy roj apni Ex girl friend de ghar de sahmne potti kar ke onda c.
girl friend tang ho gayi...
Ik din girl friend ne push hi leya....
......
Boy kenda,"Mai n teinu dasna chanda c ke asin tere bina bhukhe ni marde".... .;
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #78 Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:54 am Post subject: |
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US went into Pakistan to get Osama. When will India at least hang Kasab? 
please share your views
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casper
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| Post: #79 Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:27 am Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | US went into Pakistan to get Osama. When will India at least hang Kasab?
please share your views |
we are Indians,
kasab is our guest
for us guest is god!
why should we hang him????
i have a better proposal..... make him united nation good will ambassador for India..........
let us create an example of peace and tolerance while they keep killing our families...... 
alternatively u can give him a portfolio of national defense advisor also
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #80 Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #81 Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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New Style Of Break- Up !! 
A Bf threw 6 cricket balls at his gf...
Girl yelled "what was that for".. :O :O
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Boy said "Its over" !
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S.S.
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| Post: #82 Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | New Style Of Break- Up !!
A Bf threw 6 cricket balls at his gf...
Girl yelled "what was that for".. :O :O
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #83 Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Request frm a man
Is msg nu ehna fila dawo k ghum k mere ghar waliya tak aa jawe
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Main Toilet vich aa,,,,,Motar chala deo :p
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #84 Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Santa once went to rob a bank. He showed the gun & packed all the money. After packing he went to the manager & said, `Put this money in to my account`. 
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suppressemotion
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S.S.
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| Post: #86 Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| suppressemotion wrote: | | Ajmal Kasab's latest jail bill: Rs. 10,87,12,041! Whoa!!! I think it's BLOODY UNCOOL, to waste so much money on a criminal. 'reply', if you agree. |
Our politician don’t learnt any thing from past. indira Gandhi had mad a mistake in 1971 indo-pak war. she kept all Pakistani prisoner solders n given the same sort of treatment what kasab is getting right now the ultimate result the cost of post card increase to 25 paisa(earlier it was 10 paisa). . . . . . .Kiske baap ki diwali hai public ka paisa hai udate raho. . . . 
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| Post: #87 Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that I am also available in the colour white.
Sincerely,
Black Money
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suppressemotion
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| Post: #88 Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Girl 1: Have You Ever Had A
Hot Passionate, Burning
Kiss . . . ? ?
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Girl 2: I Did Once.
He'd Forgotten To Take
The Cigarette Out Of His
Mouth. . . =P
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pattiboy02
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| Post: #90 Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didnt you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted ...
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Banta changed all his passwords to 'incorrect' ...
So that whenever he forgets,
the computer will automatically remind him "Your password is incorrect".
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