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Sardar Ji's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Sardar Ji: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

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First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

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Father writes on son's facebook wall:

'Hi son, how are you? Me and your mom miss you,
so please switch off your computer and come downstairs to eat dinner!'

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Another good joke: osama bin laden is dead!

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Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.
” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”

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Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?

A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

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GLOW IN THE DARK

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

[shekharinvest]

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1)Height Of Trouble..

When Your Girlfriend Has Found Out About Your Fiancee..
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Now They R Both On Their Way To Your House To Tell Your Wife =P

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A conversation before marriage...
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance I get.
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!
To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...

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So Prince William arrived in a Bentley, and left in a horse-drawn carriage. Guess, that`s what a marriage does to a man!

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Santa goes for selection in the Indian Navy.
Captain: So u hv come for Navy selection, do u know how to swim?
Santa: If I go for Air Force selection, should I know how 2 fly?

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"I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking
to make a statement."



Beyond The Quote
If you’re going to be truly successful, then set yourself apart from everyone else. Go beyond the limits of what classifies the average
person and be exceptional.

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Wife: Look at that man who has drunk a lot..

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage.

Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!!

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What is the extreme limit of stupidity?
Santa and Banta sitting in a rickshaw & fighting for window seat.